my heart says yes but my bank balance says no
ELIE SAAB Paris Fashion Week 2014 - Part 1
Melbourne protest for Gaza, July 19. 2014.
I definitely feel better knowing that he is guarding our galaxy
The whole way from Dorne, all anyone talked about was the monster that had been born to Tywin Lannister. A head twice the size of his body, a tail between his legs, claws, one red eye. The privates of both a girl and a boy.
When we met your sister she promised she would show you to us. Everyday we would ask. Every day she would say, “Soon.”
Then, she and your brother took us to your nursery, and… she unveiled the freak. Your head was a bit large, your arms and legs were a bit small, but no claw. No red eye. No tail between your legs. Just a tiny, pink cock. We didn’t try to hide our disappointment.
People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.
HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER
Remember this viral image of three little girls undergoing chemotherapy treatment? Turns out they’re all currently in remission!